7 tips on how not to be ‘the clueless tourist’

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Most people like to think they are street smart but the bald truth is anyone can be ‘got’ in unfamiliar territory. So to ensure you never fall victim to con men, pickpockets or their ilk while on vacation, pay close attention to the following tips-

Don’t make it too obvious that you are traveling alone – you may have made the trip alone but you can join a tour group as you take in the sights.  Don’t wander off on your own. There is safety in numbers and ‘utopia’ is still a fictional place.

Don’t flaunt wealth – unless you are surrounded by a squad of bodyguards and ninjas I suggest you leave that diamond encrusted Rolex, Cartier necklace and gold bracelet at home or in the hotel safe. An aunt of mine still rocks the scar of a mugging round her neck. The chain’s clasp didn’t break on the first try but the thieves were persistent and eventually made off with her gold necklace.

Dress like the locals – most travelers like to dress down on trips, they only wear flip flops, sneakers, nylon cargo shorts or branded t-shirts. You will stick out like a sore thumb dressing like that and very likely upset the locals who will think you disrespectful. As much as you can, find out what attire is deemed acceptable at your travel destination and follow suit.

Food – my American friend complained about the English when we were on holiday. He didn’t understand why they were so mad about tea. He always looks for a Starbucks when he travels because he just has to have that coffee. I’m the exact opposite; I find out what the local delicacy is and if it isn’t made from anything that typically grosses me out, I eat it. The saying ‘When in Rome…’ applies to a lot of things including food.

Befriend a native or someone who speaks the language – I’m usually the one who strikes up a conversation with someone who has been to my destination right from the plane. This person ends up being my unofficial guide and interpreter.   Use polite icebreakers like commenting on the weather, a book they are reading or their interesting accent. People often like to talk about themselves unless they are having a bad day, in which case you abandon your attempt and try someone else.

Avoid carrying lots of cash around– it is preferable to carry debit cards and traveler’s cheques, both are safe ways to take currency overseas when on vacation. And when you must withdraw cash from the ATM, find one in an open area with lots of people.

Travel with a guide – if you can’t help it and it makes you feel better hire a tour guide. Like me. I’ll be with you the whole trip sort of like your very own bodyguard; as a bonus point I am a great conversationalist. Ha-ha!

There are a lot more precautions you can take but the above mentioned are the core. Now go enjoy your holiday.